bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG




bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings







bestpal:

imblakeandyourenot:

bestpal:

my pussy > the beatles

anyone who thinks this way has never listened to the beatles.

sike bitch u never tasted this pussy











Rilo Kiley
The Execution Of All Things
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